This is AMAZING !!!!!!!!




CURRENT TAXES WE PAY

     Accounts Receivable Tax 
     Building Permit Tax 
     Capital Gains Tax 
     CDL license Tax 
     Cigarette Tax 
     Corporate Income Tax 
     Court Fines (indirect taxes) 
     Dog License Tax 
     Federal Income Tax 
     Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 
     Fishing License Tax 
     Food License Tax 
     Fuel permit tax 
     Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) 
     Hunting License Tax 
     Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money) 
     Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) 
     IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
     Liquor Tax 
     Local Income Tax 
     Luxury Taxes 
     Marriage License Tax 
     Medicare Tax 
     Property Tax 
     Real Estate Tax 
     Septic Permit Tax 
     Service Charge Taxes 
     Social Security Tax 
     Road Usage Taxes (Truckers) 
     Sales Taxes 
     Recreational Vehicle Tax 
     Road Toll Booth Taxes 
     School Tax 
     State Income Tax 
     State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
     Telephone federal excise tax 
     Telephone federal universal service fee tax 
     Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes 
     Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax 
     Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax 
     Telephone state and local tax 
     Telephone usage charge tax 
     Toll Bridge Taxes 
     Toll Tunnel Taxes 
     Traffic Fines (indirect taxation) 
     Trailer Registration Tax 
     Utility Taxes 
     Vehicle License Registration Tax 
     Vehicle Sales Tax 
     Watercraft Registration Tax 
     Well Permit Tax 
     Workers Compensation Tax 

COMMENTS: 

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most
prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest 
middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 

ONE POSSIBLE SOLUTION ( WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT WORK )


Dear Internal Revenue Service: 

Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.  
Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, 
wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per 
hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. 

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats valued @ $2,400 and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029,
 which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.  Please apply 
the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. 
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw 
(see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays 
$22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). 


It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying 
it again next year. 

Signed,
I.M.N. Trouble